“It’s not a slumber party, Bella,” Alice said, her high-pitched voice suddenly serious. “We need to talk to you.”
“About what? We already voted, I AM going to become a vampire.”
“No, not about that,” Esme said. “About Jacob.”
“He’s not going to hurt me!” Bella exclaimed, stomping her foot. “Really! You guys are so prejudiced I can’t even belie—”
“It’s not about that,” Rosalie snapped. “And it’s not even about the stench. It’s about how much you are hurting Edward with this mutt business.”
“I don’t want to hurt anyone! It’s just so hard to choose! Jacob is my best friend, my soulmate in a normal, rational world. He would have been my future if there were no monsters and no magic and—”
“Do you even HEAR yourself? Making it all about you. And people say I’m the selfish bitch!”
“Well, it’s true. Boo hoo, Bella. You have to choose between two guys. How awful. How do you think Edward feels?”
“He’s already so conflicted about your relationship,” Esme agreed. “Part of him wants you to chose Jacob, I think. But really, Bella, you have to decide one way or another. It’s cruel to leave both these boys hanging.”
“Alice?” Bella begged. “Surely you’re on my side!”
“He’s my BROTHER,” Alice said. “If you think I can be objective about this, you’re crazy. You’re my best friend, Bella, but if you keep putting my brother through this I really don’t think we can stay friends.”
“She doesn’t get it, does she?”
“No,” Esme said, sitting next to Rosalie on her bed and patting her shoulder. “I’m sure she doesn’t mean to hurt us… maybe she can’t remember our sad stories—we told them to her when she was human, after all.”
“That’s no excuse! She didn’t seem to appreciate how much it hurt us to watch her when she was pregnant, either, and she was human then.”
Esme sighed. She wanted to give Bella the benefit of the doubt, but it was becoming increasingly difficult.
“And the fact she had the nerve to name her after you!”
“I thought it was a kind gesture…”
“It was so fake,” Rosalie spat. “How many times has she talked to you, Esme? Just you, not when we’re together as a family?”
“At the baseball game, when I told her about my … baby…”
“Exactly! The first day we met her! That’s the last time she’s talked to you. She’s never sought any kind of a relationship with you, and then she names her baby after you like it’s a testament to your bond. What bond? She only has the time of day for Edward and maybe Alice. Or Carlisle if she’s injured because she’s too good to go to the ER like a normal human. It’s sucking up. It’s ‘here, I’m getting everything you ever wanted, but at least you can share part of her white trash made-up name!’”
“I’m tired of pretending I’m okay with this,” Rosalie said. “I’m trying to be good for Nessie’s sake—it’s not her fault she was born to such oblivious parents or that she was cursed just like we are. I feel so awful for her.”
“But Nessie has no idea what it means to be human,” Esme reasoned. “It doesn’t make it any less sad from our perspective, but at least the poor child has no concept of what she’s missing.”
“It would just be nice if Bella didn’t have to rub it in our faces, you know? If she could shut up for two seconds about how amazing and special and perfect her daughter is and how blissful it feels to be a mom.” Rosalie’s golden eyes flashed with fury. “SHE DIDN’T EVEN WANT IT, ESME! I tried to be nice and warn her, and she told me she’d never want anything more than Edward, that children were what I wanted but not what she wanted. And then she gets to be a mom and I don’t. YOU don’t. It’s not fair.”
“I know, darling,” Esme soothed gently. “I know.”
I still really resent that ROSALIE, who has never tasted human blood and wants this baby with a single-minded determination, loses her focus at the birth. Bella isn’t Rosalie’s singer and Edward’s just as starved as Rose is, she’s just as determined as he is (albeit he wants to save Bella and Rosalie wants to save the baby). It just seems unfair that SM had to knock Rosalie down to lift Edward up. Why couldn’t Rosalie have handled it? Rosalie has NEVER slipped before, not even when killing Royce and his friends. Why would she slip now, when her dream of BABY!!!!! is within her reach?
Edward ‘died’ in 1918 when he was 17, Carlisle found him in the hospital and turned him into a vampire. Sometime later he rebelled against Carlisle and went to kill evil humans.
Carlisle lived with the Volturi for awhile in the time of buckle shoes and frock coats and was a golden-eyed veggie vamp even then. He is the vampire who created Edward, Esme and Rosalie (it’s never explicitly stated that he changed Emmett, I don’t think?). Made a treaty with the Quileute wolves in ye olden days sometime. Has been a doctor since at least 1918.
Esme was turned by Carlisle shortly after he found Edward. That’s pretty much all we know. No mention of her dead baby or why she was dying (she didn’t look all that sick/hurt in the flashback), although it is stated Carlisle only turns dying people.
Rosalie was from the 1930s and was going to marry Royce King but one night he and his drunk friends raped and beat her. Carlisle found her and turned her into a vampire. She killed her attackers. If you watch the Eclipse deleted scenes, you also know she’s all about babies.
Emmett… we know nothing other than that he made Rosalie’s life better when she found him. Did Rosalie turn him? Did Carlisle? Was he already a vampire? If you’ve only seen the movies, you probably have no idea.
Alice… we know NOTHING about her, other than visual hints in her wardrobe and hair in BD 1 that she might be from the 1920s.
Jasper was the youngest major in the Texas cavalry, didn’t see any real action, met Maria and her friends one night and was turned into a vampire. Served Maria in training, controlling and disposing of her newborns for many years. Eventually Alice pulled him out of that world, somehow. She saw him coming in a vision, he kept her waiting.
If I hadn’t read the books, the lack of “how did they become a vampire???” info on Carlisle, Emmett and Alice would be driving me CRAZY. That’s always my favorite part of vampire stories and if I was four movies in and still had no idea, I would not be happy. lol.
INT. TENEMENT APARTMENT - RIO DE JANEIRO - DAY
A dump, empty but for a table and chair. On the table lie THE PHOTOS that once lined Bella’s walls. Edward stands in the center of the room, stock still, staring out at the rising sun. His face is as empty and desolate as Bella’s was after he left.
A CELL PHONE on the table RINGS jarringly. He doesn’t move. It continues. Finally, he whips the receiver to his ear, exasperated.
Wow, Edward finally answered the phone. I feel so honored…
INT. TANYA’S ALASKAN HOME - DAY
Rosalie, on the phone, stands at the picture window —
ROSALIE’S POV - EXT. ALASKAN HOUSE - Emmett, Jasper, Carlisle and Esme walk away from the house, over the snow to the treeline, on their way to hunt. None wear coats.
I’m hanging up now…
Rosalie turns away from the window.
Wait!… You should come home.
Esme’s a wreck, Carlisle never smiles. Even Emmett’s depressed. You’ve
really done a number on them.
I’m sorry. I am. But they wouldn’t be happier with me around. Trust me.
I… I just miss… us. The family.
I know. But the further away I am, the safer Bella will be. She deserves a shot at a normal life —
But see, you don’t have to worry about that, not anymore —
She stops realizing she may be making a mistake. But Edward caught it, sits up.
Why, Rose? Did something happen?
I - uh —
Tell me, Rosalie.
Tell me! —
— Alice had a vision. She saw Bella — threw herself off a cliff… She’s dead, Edward.
Edward reels, uncomprehending.
I… don’t believe it.
Alice is there now. Thought she could help with the funeral or something.
STAY ON ROSALIE as —
Come home, Edward. It’s time…
She’s been disconnected. Off Rosalie, worried…
Again: how is this Rosalie’s fault? All she was doing was telling Edward what she honestly believed was the truth. SHE wasn’t the one who had a vision and jumped to conclusions, SHE wasn’t the one who ran off to Volterra to die in the most dramatic way possible. She didn’t tell him to get him to kill himself, she told him because she missed him and wanted him to come home! She was being honest with her brother and yet everyone blames HER? What was the alternative? Did they really plan on NEVER telling Edward, the mind-reader, that Bella had died? If Rosalie had LIED about it to get Edward home, that would be one thing, but she believed she was being honest with him when no one else would. How is that bad?
I will say this: If any characters I actually like DO end up dying for real (or as “real” as a movieverse death is) because of Bella and her stupid decisions and her creepy kid, I will not be happy.
yeaah!, well… If that happens:
The Cullens: Twilight - Breaking Dawn pt 1
Alice & Jasper: Don’t we disappear in this part of the book/movie?
Esme: I think your hair is more caramel than mine, dear.
Carlisle: At least people don’t need a magnifying glass to see us this time.
Jacob: Imprinting is so awkward. *Avoids looking at the spawn*
Bella: I AM THE BESTEST MOST BADASS MOST MATERNAL VAMPIRE EVAH!
Renesmee: Bitch I am twice the Mary Sue you will ever be.
Edward: Now, now girls, you are both VERY special snowflakes.
Rosalie: Whatever Bella my windblown hair is better than yours. *works it*
Emmett: So do we actually get to FIGHT this time? I’m not putting up with this miracle baby shit if I don’t get to kick some ass along the way.
20 Favourite Fictional Characters
(17) Emmett Cullen - Twilight
I figured I’d died, but I tried to open my eyes anyway. And then I saw herand I knew I was dead. I didn’t even mind the pain. I fought to keep my eyes open - I didn’t want to miss one second of the angel’s face.